I’d Like To Be Fish Of The Day

How come herring has never been the Fish of the Day?  What are we, chopped liver? I bet chopped liver gets to be Fish of the Day before we do.  What’s it say about the menu industry when a non-fish is gonna beat out a fish to be Fish Of The Day?  Something doesn’t smell right, that’s what it says.  And when a fish says that, you should listen.

The first time doesn’t have to be a whole 24 hours.  Fish Of The Afternoon would be fine.  We just want a shot to prove ourselves. People like herring…

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