I Take The Ozone Pledge

The UN’s Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) concludes that atmospheric temperatures are on the rise. Global warming is real. 

As a cow I bear some of the responsibility.  Although humans are to blame for most of the problem, we ranch animals still contribute a significant share.  Twenty percent of ozone-destroying methane released into the environment each year comes directly out of our...digestive tract.  Let’s put it that way. 

That’s a lot of flatulence!  And the majority of it is unnecessary.  I can only speak for myself here but I pass as much wind as I do only because all the other cows are passing wind also.  I suspect other species do the same.  When in Rome…

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