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Sorry But I’m Going to Eat You Now

Killing you is in my nature. It's nothing personal...

Don't pet the tigers. Sorry but how many times we have to tell ya?

Check out this video! Who said we lions are furious beasts?

A rare Asiatic lion cub was born at a Japanese zoo. There's only about 300 of them left. I bet he would taste good.

Jungles need Wi Fi. I had to walk almost 4 miles and hang outside a Starbucks near Nairobi just to get a signal to send this.

"Poach eggs, not tigers." Who wants a bumper sticker?

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