Titus McTrunkster
SPECIES: Other (elephant)
LOCATED: Venice, FL
TYPING ASSISTANT: Mike Anthony
I'm from a circus family. My grandfather worked for the Hagenbeck-Wallace Circus back in the day. I've worked for Ringling Bros and most recently The Big Apple Circus.
There are more but, ironically, I can't remember them. Just kidding! Of course I remember. I'm a elephant. Gotcha!
I've Written:
So I Hear You Want To Join The Circus
Don't. Trust me. Once you start, you never get out. It's like porn.
Redefining Peanuts as Tips is Bad Tax Law
Circus animals don't have the required accounting systems to track this sort of thing.
Weight Loss Is Contagious?
Come to think of it, all the elephants I hang out with are fat too...
Global Humidity, THAT’S the Problem
The problem with global warming won't be the heat, it'l be the humidity...
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