Melvin
SPECIES: Cat (Shorthaired young cat with terrible manners)
LOCATED: Never stops running long enough to know
TYPING ASSISTANT: Irving Lillien
My name is Melvin. My former humans gave it to me and then dumped me in the street. I guess I was lucky to find a new place to live, although I don't like all those other cats who try to tell me what to do. The human here is alright, but Frankie and Andy treat me rough. That's OK, I get back at them by pouncing on all the girls, which they hate. There's lots of good food, which sort of makes up for all the hassle. I hate the vet visits and the shots. I wonder what fiend invented them.
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