Chump
SPECIES: Other (Chimpanzee)
TYPING ASSISTANT: Terrence Paquet
I've Written:
Zoo Rules
These few simple rules will make your visit with us as pleasant as possible.
Animal Internet
Be you great or small, we invite you to speak your mind.
WE HAVE ONLY ONE RULE…
No Humans Allowed
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