Donald Whitetail
SPECIES: Other (deer)
LOCATED: Pine Barrens, NJ
TYPING ASSISTANT: Mike Anthony
I've Written:
Is That a Car Coming?
It sure feels like I'm standing on pavement...
An Open Letter to Drug Companies
Hey, drug companies, how about curing some of OUR diseases.
Wanna Buy Some No Hunting Signs?
It's none of your business how I got em. Wanna buy or not?...
I Prefer Getting Hit By GM Vehicles
Being a deer, I've been hit by a lot of cars. I prefer the GMC Yukon.
iPhone: Finally a Cell Phone Animals Can Use
Apple has created a device that can be operated by the entire animal kingdom.
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