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SPECIES: Dog (Staffordshire Bull Terrier)

TYPING ASSISTANT: William Kaufman

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Michael Vick and Me

I was an unwilling member of Michael Vick's dog fighting club.

Was Ms. Palin saying I can't wear lipstick? I'm confused.

Dog Auditions! A SONG FOR JACK, a musical about Swansea Jack from South Wales.

JetBlue starts selling pillows. I'll take one! And some of that dog food they serve too.

Rachael Ray now makes dog food. Take THAT, Iams.

More Americans obese, study finds. We should start throwing the ball for our owners.

July 5th, my favorite day! Leftover hotdogs and garbage bags filled with trash to get into.

There's water on Mars, it was just hard to find. Sounds like my backyard.

Looking for someone to chase the ball for me. Good benefits.

Toilet on space station breaks. Now they'll see it's NOT SO EASY to just hold it in until later!

Rapper DMX was arrested for animal cruelty. Hard to believe a guy who writes such sweet lyrics would treat us badly.

Dear humans, Please don't put chopped-up asparagus in my food anymore. It pisses off everybody at the dog park.

Anybody seen my ball? It was green. Reward.

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