Animal Internet

Sarah Palin Shot At Me

Do I believe Ms. Palin, an adamant pro-lifer who tried to take my life, is competent enough to take the reins?

by Koho

I May Have E-Coli

What if the meat inspector shows up? I'd sneak me off this ranch as soon as possible if I were you...

by Marge

Letter To My Owner

I used to like it when you scratched my belly, but now you’re lingering a little too long.

by Bentley