Animal Internet

I Have Decided to Liquidate My Estate

There's nothing sadder than a yard filled with unchewed toys.

• by Jack
• SPECIES: Dog
• 26 Jun 2008
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Care for Pets, Obama?

The fact that Obama still doesn't own a pet speaks volumes to me.

• by jaspitz
• SPECIES: Dog
• 23 Jun 2008
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Enough With The Father’s Day Gifts

How many desktop boxes with inspirational golf quotes does one squid need?

• by Harris Pickerton
• SPECIES: Water
• 15 Jun 2008
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INTERVIEW: Gidget from Sex In The City

We see her humping a leg but on a deeper level she is actually challenging authority.

• by gidget
• SPECIES: Dog
• 13 Jun 2008
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Letter to the Berkowitzes

I cannot take this favoritism any longer. I will be leaving.

• by Snowball
• SPECIES: Cat
• 09 Jun 2008
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I Prefer Getting Hit By GM Vehicles

Being a deer, I've been hit by a lot of cars. I prefer the GMC Yukon.

• by Donald Whitetail
• SPECIES: Other
• 02 Jun 2008
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