Animal Internet

I Want an Udder Enhancement

After 3 calves and years of Farmer John tugging away, my udder has had it.

• by Marge
• SPECIES: Other
• 18 Apr 2008
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Red Meat is Not So Bad For You

Why gnaw on dried-out chicken when you can sink your teeth into a juicy steak?

• by Marge Fowlster
• SPECIES: Bird
• 13 Apr 2008
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I Am a Victim of Prejudice

Why don’t they just come out and say only doves need apply?

• by Fenston
• SPECIES: Bird
• 09 Apr 2008
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Redefining Peanuts as Tips is Bad Tax Law

Circus animals don't have the required accounting systems to track this sort of thing.

• by Titus McTrunkster
• SPECIES: Other
• 07 Apr 2008
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All Rats Day

All Rats Day is Friday. Meet in the park.

• by Ben
• SPECIES: Critter
• 03 Apr 2008
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It’s Trash Day!

Tomorrow the cans will be full so listen up. Here's the plan.

• by Sputter
• SPECIES: Critter
• 31 Mar 2008
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