Animal Internet

I Just Couldn’t Take The Nagging

The first penguin to ever file for divorce tells his side of the story.

• by Slipper Jackson
• SPECIES: Water
• 05 Mar 2008
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• Comments (9)

This Dog is Voting For Obama

Sure, he’ll raise taxes which will hurt the economy. I don’t care. I don’t pay taxes...

• by Jack
• SPECIES: Dog
• 03 Mar 2008
• √  0
• Comments (5)

Letter to a Fellow Ant - Stop the Steroids

Has the Roger Clemens incident taught you nothing? Look, we know you're using. Please stop.

• by Ethan
• SPECIES: Other
• 25 Feb 2008
• √  2
• Comments (2)

I Only Jump Thru Hoops ‘Cause A Writer Said To

The Guild of Aquatic Performers Local 223 is thrilled the WGA made a deal

• by Mylo
• SPECIES: Water
• 20 Feb 2008
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• Comments (1)

GlaxoSmithKline Saved My Life

GlaxoSmithKline spent millions to cure my cancer. And they didn't charge me a penny!

• by Fred Kipster
• SPECIES: Critter
• 18 Feb 2008
• √  2
• Comments (2)

Neutered And Proud Of It!

I can now cruise dog parks without protection. It's the free-loving 60s again!...

• by Darrell
• SPECIES: Dog
• 14 Feb 2008
• √  0
• Comments (1)