My Job Is To Save Lives

You can count on my expert training to help when things get dangerous.

Sarah Palin Shot At Me

Do I believe that Sarah Palin, an adamant pro-lifer who tried to take my life, is competent enough to take the reins?

I May Have E-Coli

What if the meat inspector shows up? I would sneak me off this ranch if I were you

Diary of a Young Sea Monkey

I don't want to be just another branchiopod, chasing the beam of some flashlight.

Zoo Rules

These few simple rules will make your visit with us as pleasant as possible.

I Hate General Tso

General Tso's a popular dish in Chinese restaurants. That means more dead chickens.

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