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I Hate General Tso
General Tso's a popular dish in Chinese restaurants. That means more dead chickens.
My View On Parenting
No better way to teach your kid not to fly into a window than letting him do it. …
Red Meat is Not So Bad For You
Why gnaw on dried-out chicken when you can sink your teeth into a juicy steak?
An Open Letter To Rabbits Concerning Easter
Easter is around the corner and that means one thing - you'll be stealing our eggs.
Turduckens: A Trip Down A Bad Road
It is the height of culinary recklessness. We need to nip it in the bud while we still …
Message From The Falcon’s Mascot
Not just the Altanta Falcons but falcons in general don't support what Mr. Vick did.
Close Down The Bird Baths!
It’s not the sixties anymore. What was once a relatively safe practice is no longer so...
I Should’ve Never Crossed That Road
One casual stroll across an interstate and now I’m in every joke book in America.
Next Time Don’t Call It Bird Flu
Hey, Center For Disease Control - nobody wants a disease named after them!
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