Request for Urgent Business Relationship
Fluffy
Lagos Cat Pound,
Nigeria
Dear Friend,
I am Fluffy, the favourite kitten of the late president of Nigeria. As you know my late master was very very rich man and he left me all his tuna. But, as kitten, I not allowed to have fridge of my own.
My good friend, there are many many fishes and without more fridges tuna go bad. I eat as many as I can but I small kitten and much sick. So I write you, my very good friend, as your name well known in Nigeria as godly person with many fridges.
If you help store my tuna I give you 20% (TWENTY AMERICAN PER CENTS) of each fish - including heads.
Please be writing back soon. Weather hot and there are many bad cats looking with the eyes at my fishes.
Your good friend,
Fluffy
Comments (4)
As a catfish talking to a cat talking about fish, I am confused. You are not allowed to have a fridge of your own yet you are allowed to have an internet connection. Something here isn’t right.
Dear Fluffy, I will help you with your fishes. But to ensure that you are an honest kitty you will need to send me 50 fishes up front. When the fishes reach me then we can talk about fridges. Please do not tell anyone that I am helping you as I am ... a DOG.
I have an opinion on this whole thing but, unfortunately, I just took a pledge not to let it out.
Fluffy, speaking as an ex-feral, something smells “fishy” here and it ain’t the fish!! I suspect this is one of those phishing letters my Mom has been warning me about. I’m going to report you to THE DOG if you don’t retract this letter.