I’d Like To Be Fish Of The Day
How come herring has never been the Fish of the Day? What are we, chopped liver? I bet chopped liver gets to be Fish of the Day before we do. What’s it say about the menu industry when a non-fish is gonna beat out a fish to be Fish Of The Day? Something doesn’t smell right, that’s what it says. And when a fish says that, you should listen.
The first time doesn’t have to be a whole 24 hours. Fish Of The Afternoon would be fine. We just want a shot to prove ourselves. People like herring. Just because we’re not as popular as tuna or salmon that shouldn’t disqualify us. Look at BMW. More people buy Fords but you don’ see BMW dealers complaining. Not a perfect analogy but you get my point.
And consider this: we’re high in potassium. What about that? Huh?
It’s time to give herring a chance. I guarantee we’re going to surprise you. Remember the Titanic? Nobody thought she’d sink but she did, didn’t she?
Again, not a perfect analogy but you get my point.
Comments (5)
That’s OK,I never heard of “Cat of the Day” either. My advice, go way, way deeper, and that way nobody will taste your potassium.What’s that got to do with the Titanic, anyhow?
Slitterman, why do you want to be “Fish of the Day”? You’d only be a line on some restaurant’s menu and get eaten! You seem like too nice a person to end up as masticated mush in some human’s esophagus!
I’d eat him. Whole. Survival of the fittest, friends. Survival of the fittest.
I was voted Dog of the Day once. Let me tell you… It’s not nearly as cool as you think… I mean, first there was the ‘all you can eat treat buffet’ thrown in my honor… well okay, I guess that part of the day was pretty cool, especially those little peanut butter snacks and the ones that were shaped like little fish.. (opps- sorry about that one...). Then came the gift basket with 100 new tennis balls, 25 squeeky toys (I can assure you that none of them looked like fish), and the can of cat nip (not sure about that… I wonder if it was left over from ‘cat of the day?’). Who really wants 100 tennis balls? I mean I spread them all over the yard and got to play fetch whenever I wanted to .... and… well okay that part was cool too… Okay, I give up… being ‘dog of the day’ was the COOLEST day of my life… must really suck being a herring I guess…
Keep Wagging! (or flapping I guess if you’re a herring....)
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Ella Bean, what you said sounds brutal and cruel, and I am shocked. I can’t believe that such a vision of beauty as you could be so mean. Say it isn’t so, Ella Bean!