Where is Krypto
If you read comic books you know that Krypto is Superman’s dog. He and the Man Of Steel (Superboy at the time) spent hours playing fetch - Superboy would throw a stick and Krypto would fly to Brazil to retrieve it. He"d usually catch it before it even hit the ground! That-a-boy!
I bring this up because, of the four Superman movies out so far, how many included Krypto? None! Doesn"t that seem strange to you? In SUPERMAN II, when Superman had to fight General Zod, the writers could easily have used Krypto"s better hearing and sense of smell to help Superman. And what about Krypto"s ability to pee on things at will? I’ve never seen THAT in a movie before! Yet Hollywood decided to “write him out.” Why? You"d think Superman would’ve demanded his best friend be included. Even if Krypto can’t act, Superman could"ve still demanded he be given a part the same way Ron Howard always does with this brother. Something isn’t right.
I think something happened to Krypto and they’re covering it up. Maybe Krypto had an accident on the carpet, Superman smacked him with a rolled up newspaper and ended up killing him! The man is very strong. And accidents definitely happen. If something like this got out, the scandal would threaten the entire franchise. So my guess is the studios paid some high priced attorneys to cover it up. They hope the public will just forget that Krypto even existed. Well, I’m not forgetting. I say we put Krypto’s picture on a milk carton. Are there milk carton sign-up forms?
Somewhere in Smallville there may be an unmarked grave. Anybody have any ideas where we start looking?
Comments (6)
Maybe he’s in his Doghouse of Solitude. Did anybody look there yet?
Never send a dog to do what a bird can do better. Go Batman!
“..I’d rather work with a regular squirrel than some crazy ass super mutt..” Great! We can use your help. Read “Trash Day!” on the home page. I’ll be in contact.
The thing about dogs is, in their eagerness to please a master, they often give up secrets - locations, codes, etc. They also don’t seem to be able to control their barking. I’d rather work with a regular squirrel than some crazy ass super mutt.
No, not everyone thinks dogs are a man’s best friend. And this is just the latest in a long list where humans are distancing themselves… and they aren’t going for polar bears or squirrels either!!!
This is just terrible, terrible. Mr. Rex, I feel your pain. What could have happened to Krypto? I don’t think dogs are cats’ best friend, but even so, even a dog deserves better than that. I don’t buy any of these loopy theories; I think Krypto just went back to Krypton, the Home Planet, where they appreciated him better. So let’s start searching Krypton!