Fight terrorism Against Cats
All Mr. President Bush talks about on TV these days is terrorism and the "war on terror." Not a word about the war on terror against cats.
Can we walk down a street without some angry dog threatening us? Can we just sit, minding our own business, without a big mad canine trying to do us in? You want to know what REAL terror is like, Mr. President Bush? Get out of that cushy White House, get down in the grass of the South Lawn and start meowing. Then see how it feels to face a pack of mad dogs trying to tear you up!
We cats are American citizens too. Where"s OUR security? A pack of dogs ganging up on a cat takes organization and strategy. They"re terrorists and their game is terrorism. That"s all there is to it. What"s it gonna take, a slavering mutt with a catnip bomb strapped to his back before you recognize the threat? Dogs are part of a vast conspiracy whose goal is nothing short of species cleansing.
Mr. President Bush, you need to break up the dog packs and throw them into Guantanamo. (There"s American dogs there already. I"ve seen the pictures.) In fact, I"ll go further - you need to set up a separate Cat Unit within the Department of Homeland Security.
Animal Suffrage is just around the corner, Mr. President Bush. When we get to vote, we won"t forget!
Comments (8)
LittleGrayCat, you’ve got my vote. There used to be 2 sweet looking felines across the street that I would visit. Their humans moved and they went with them. Now there is a pack of sausage dogs that yap all the time. When I lay out in the driveway they’re always barking at me. I know what they’d like to do if they could get out of the fence. I just sit and stare at them, give them the evil cat eye. One paw full of claws will take care of their attitude in a hurry. Fear is a 2 lane road.
Oh puhleeeease! You cats don’t have natural predators. Because you’re not natural, you’re domesticated. You don’t know what it’s like out here, in the wild. What’s the worse a dog will do to you, really? Chase you up a tree? Try being a squirrel. You wouldn’t last a day. Stop being so paranoid. Oh and by the way, you felines aren’t so innocent yourselves.I’ve lost two friends to you bastards!
Hey, Mr.duke, you come on down out of your hidey-hole and I’ll show you who’s “domesticated” or “natural”! What a crock! And watch your language,Mr.duke, this is supposed to be a family site! There’s a big difference being hunted down by a pack, Mr.duke,and just having to run away from a homeless guy who’s on the chowline! Listen,you guys aren’t much smaller than us; ever looked up a huge 130lb. mad dog’s snout filled with dripping teeth? Some of those dogs are so nuts they’re illegal down here!
As a matter of fact I have a faced huge dogs. Lots of times.Dogs are about the only thing you have to look out for. I have to literally run for my life EVERYDAY.From foxes,hawks,weasels and sometimes even cats.I stand by my original statement.
Dogs is Dumb D-U-M. If you can’t outwit, outrun or outclimb a dog you deserve what you get. I don’t care if that sounds harsh, I just get tired of victim-cats. Or vict-a-cats as I call them. “Poor me… poor me… pour me a glass of milk...”
Kitty, what kind of cat are you? You look like a shadow of a cat to me! Just a black cutout! No wonder those mutts can’t catch up to you! I don’t even like milk!
You have obviously never lived on the streets like I did. Trust me, any dog is going to listen to you when you use your claws. Thanks to the Basset living with us, I’m even learning to train dogs. I used to worry about more than one dog, but Kenya Dog actually joins in on my side. She’s not bad for a Dog.
Litte Grey Cat............... bottom line.. Bush is.. well you know...an… xxxxxxx.
Are you still living with Irv. Lillien? I knew him years ago. I have 4 cats now… and I LOVE them.
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