Animal Internet

Do I look like a stupid bear?  Okay, aside from my ears?  And my fur?  And my teddy bear cuteness?

Bears can run a hundred yards in a few seconds.  I’ve moved maybe 70 feet in the past month. Took me 4 hours to climb this tree.  I’m half asleep nearly all the time.  Seriously, do I look like I can run down a deer, break its neck then eat it?  Does it look like I can smack fish out of some raging river or smell a strawberry patch from six miles away? What the heck is a mile anyway?  Come to think of it, what is a strawberry?

Sorry, if I sound angry, it"s the Eucalyptus juice talking.  I’m a koala, okay?  Technically I’m a marsupial but don’t call me that either.  Just "koala" is fine.  I’d even settle for “koala possum” but don’t call me a bear if you know what’s good for you. Cause if you keep doing it I’ll,.. I’ll,.. Aah, heck, I’ll just go back to sleep.