Nature’s Miracle Is Not Really A Miracle
Nature’s Miracle removes pet odors from carpets and upholstery. It’s a good product but let’s be honest, what it does - not really a miracle. I’m not saying removing urine odor is easy. But doing something the rest of us can’t do doesn’t automatically elevate it to miracle status.
According to Wikipedia, a miracle is a “divine intervention by God in the Universe by which the ordinary course and operation of Nature is overruled, suspended, or modified.”; In other words, turning water into wine. Raising the dead. Getting all those clowns into one car. But pouring something onto cat piss and making the room no longer smell like cat piss? Sorry, application for sainthood rejected.
You don’t have to be a believer to know that Jesus is considered one of the top miracle workers. He’s like the Michael Jordan of Unexplained Stuff. So you would think that if removing pet odors was worthy of miracle status, Jesus would have done that too, right? After all, he did all the other stuff. Doesn’t the fact that Jesus DIDN’T get rid of pee odors tell us something about its lack of status as a miraculous endeavor? Nowhere in the bible does it say, “And Jesus pourth the liquid onto the urine and it was good.”
Calling it Nature’s Miracle cheapens real miracles. I urge you to write to the company and suggest they change the name to something less provocative. Perhaps Nature’s Cool Trick. Or Nature’s Thing That YOU Can’t Do. These are just suggestions. Feel free to come up with your own.
And for the record, I will be writing to the Miracle Whip people next.
Comments (4)
“But pouring something onto cat piss and making the room no longer smell like cat piss?” Just one sweet little minute here, Jackdog, just what is wrong with cat piss? I suppose dog piss is something better? I LIKE cat piss! Why can’t you dogs focus on cleaning up your OWN piss and leaving ours alone? Personally, I can tell you there’s nothing as intoxicating as the gentle aroma of fresh cat piss- why would anyone want to mask it? I revel in it! Just keep your stinky dog piss out of OUR yard!
If it worked it WOULD be a miracle but the truth is it only makes it smell LESS like cat urine. Like trying to remove a tattoo - it’s mostly gone but, well, nice try.
I don’t think this product was made to eliminate CAT pee odor,I think it’s for DOG pee. Most cats are civilized enough to have their own bathroom and we cover it up. Ever see a cat get so excited about something they peed all over themselves, the floor, the furniture? NOPE! DOGS are the ones who can’t control their bladders. They never learned to use indoor plumbing like cats so when it’s time to go they just go. It is a miracle to me if it eliminates dog pee odor which is disgusting!
Hey Jackdog, cat piss keeps the racoons and opossums out of the yard. I say leave it be. They are always trying to dig up my stash of nuts. I say spray it all over the place and keep all the unsavories out.