Wanna Buy Some No Hunting Signs?
Psst! I’ve got some NO HUNTING signs for sale. Check out these babies. Top quality all the way. These are the kind they sell in Beverly Hills sign shops. No black marker on a piece of cardboard here, my good friend. Look how bright that printing is! A hunter would have to be blind not to see these across a field. And they’re made by professionals so you can be guaranteed these honeys won’t fade.
Don’t worry about how I got ‘em. Wanna buy or not?
I see you’re hesitating. Probably don’t think you need ‘em. You’ll just stay clear of hunters, is that your plan? Let me paint a little scenario for ya: You and the Misses are hanging out in your normal field, lunching on some staghorn lichen. You look up. What’s that? Why, it’s a hunter! What’s to stop him from shooting you and your better half right then and there? Your keen skills at negotiation? Your stealth-like ability to blend into the bushes? Don’t think so! No, what keeps you off that hook on the wall of the lodge is a few top quality NO HUNTING signs. Coupla these around the field and he CAN’T shoot you. I’m offering you more than just signs here, my friend. I’m offering you peace of mind.
These bad boys are going like hot cakes so if you’re serious about protection, I suggest you ante up now. How many do you want? I need an answer. Others are waiting to buy.
I also have a limited amount of BEWARE OF DOG signs if that’s more up your alley.
Comments (5)
Hey Donald, I have an idea. Instead of planting these signs in fields why not put 2 together and wear them like sandwich boards. That way you can wander all over the place and the sign stays with you and your family. Otherwise you can only go where the signs are. Step outside their perimeter and well, I don’t have to tell you what happens. Who would shoot a deer or other animal wearing a “No Hunting” sign on their back? Just think, this new fashion may save your life some day!
Dear Donald: It’s a pleasure to see a colleague taking such positive action to protect his people and their families. And Chubs, that’s a great idea. I hope others pick up on it! Say Don, got any of those “BEWARE OF DOG” signs left? We’d like to post those around our yard- not that we’re DOGS, of course, but they could help to keep unwanted humans out. (You didn’t mention a price, and I don’t know if we can afford them on our savings- so please let us know.)
Wow Charlie what a great idea! We don’t have any dogs in our family but the signs would deter unwanted visitations from humans as well as the neighborhood dogs. So, Donald, how much are these signs anyway? How is payment to be made? Does anyone besides me notice that the felines are the only ones making brilliant suggestions on this site? Maybe we can dominate the world!!
Sorry Lucky, as I warned, they went like hot cakes. Interested in any signs that say “For Sale By Owner?”
It’s been a while, Donald- ever get any new dog signs in? We can sure use some. ("For Sale By Owner"- you must have sold those out now.)