Saint Patrick Was No Saint
Let’s set the story straight - Saint Patrick did not chase the snakes out of Ireland...
IMMIGRATION. I’m All For It
Foreign mice are coming over the border and taking the good cancer jobs...
My Boston Marathon
At 5 years, 7 months, 27 days, 9 minutes and 8.326 seconds I shattered the tortoise record by 14 minutes!
Turduckens: A Trip Down A Bad Road
It is the height of culinary recklessness. We need to nip it in the bud while we still can...
