TOPIC: being green

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I’m pooping on only SUVs

I’m trying to cut back on lizards.  I understand they eat bugs.

I’m building my nest with twigs of bamboo instead of hardwood

I only pass gas towards the turbines on the wind farm.

When I eat a goat I recycle any cans I find inside.

I eat all the poop I find when I am out on my walkies.  Oh, and I have my own poop picker upper who follows after me.

I conserve water by peeing on the carpet instead of the tile.

Ah geez Buster, you eat poop!!?? And then you lick your human’s face?  Do they like poopy breath?  This is why dogs will never rule the world.  At least we are classy enough to cover ours up and not leave it for all the world to see and smell, let alone some other animal come along and eat it.

Here here, Chubs! Well said! [We of the Feline Gentleperson persuasion are simply more elegant, more cultured, and more discreet in our public persona than some of our less-well-bred colleagues. It’s nothing personal, Buster, it’s just the way it is!] Being Green? Well, I and my feline associates are very careful to spray ONLY on GREEN bushes! How much GREENER can you be?

We’re not allowed to go outside - we have a patio full of plants for fresh air and sunshine so the neighborhood birds are safe from us.

We have 4 bird baths and feeders so the birds can chow down and get a wash afterwards.  We also provide peanuts and corn for the squirrels.  Does that help the enviroment?

Gee, Mr. Lucky, I don’t go out either, but that’s because I don’t want to. I went out a couple times since I came here, but I got scared by the noise and confusion and that was that. Besides, it’s nice and cool and cushy inside, so who needs all the heat and humidity out there? Some of my friends here love to go out, but none of them will hurt birds or lizards, honest. We have loads of birds, all kinds of them, that come around every day for food handouts, and I love to watch them through the window, and I see my friends outside just watching them too.

What I do to help the Green is to chase after Hazy and tease her. She hisses and spits and bops me, but I just try harder. I am bigger than she is! Of course, she really loves it. Everybody knows girls want to be chased, except they try so hard not to let on! What I don’t like, though, is when Little Graycat cuts me out and chases her himself! It makes me jumping mad to see them tussling together!

So, I hope you can see how I am helping Keep the Green!!

Snoopy. I don’t particularly want to go outside either.  I came from beyond the patio and it was no picnic.  BUT, there is this squirrel who climbs on the screen above me and chatters and chatters at me.  I don’t really understand squirrel but I think he’s saying “Nah, nah, na, na, nah, you can’t get me!” He flicks that tail at me and runs around up there and on the side just taunting me.  It really ticks me off (no offense to the ticks out there) and I would like 5 minutes in the back yard with him, just 5 minutes, that’s all I ask.  I may be small but I’m bigger than him. I to like to watch our feathered friends eating and taking baths-does that mean I’m a peeping TOM?

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