TOPIC: Animal Rights
A filing at the European Court of Human Rights requests that chimp Matthew Hiasl Pan be granted legal standing as a person. Right on!
Comments (3)
Chimps look just like humans just they are furry.
So I can think that they would claim them as chimps
I met Matthew once and I gotta say, he didn’t impress me all that much.
Although I support the whole idea of finally categorizing us with the humans, I’d hate for the first one of us to officially “pass over” to be the type prone to flinging his feces and grunting like a moron. Maybe he just didn’t like me. Who knows?
Dennis, I passed your comments on to Matthew (he only speaks Deutsch). He was roaring mad, and flung some feces at your picture. He says feces-flinging is a fine art, millions of years in the making; and that you are obviously full of jealousy.
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