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Oops! I’m the animal that should said this!
Big mistake!
I found your nose, Wes. You want it back? Send money.
Yeah, here’s some food. Now can I have my nose?
Cost you money, Wes. No cash. Certified check only.
Wes, your nose is still there. The one you “saw” being taken was actually the tip of the human’s thumb. I used to work with a magician. It’s a classic trick usually performed for kids.
OK I got a check! Now give me my nose please.
Thanks! Now I don’t need to pay money!
Tut,tut, Wes, that’s not your nose. Robert used his magic tricks to make you think that. Birds like to deceive. I still have your nose. It’s getting stale. Better send your money, fast.
okay here’s the money, 1000 dollars!
Thanks, roost!
So? Where’s the check, Wes? Your nose is evaporating!
I sent it! Be there in about a day!
Thanks, Roost, I just cashed the check. Sorry about the nose, but you just dragged your claws too long, so I sold it on E Bay. I think I’ll keep the cash anyhow.
Have a good day.
I’ll tell the police
Would that be the Canine Police, the Human Police, or the Feline Police?
The Canine Police
Tough luck, Wes. The Canine Police won’t believe you; the Feline Police will just laugh at you; and the Human Police won’t understand you. Alfie says to send more money.
I just told the canine police, they believed me! Your going jail Alfred!
Somebody’s pulling your tail, Wes. There are no Canine Police where you live. I checked.
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