TOPIC: food

I thought he forgot to feed me but then I remembered that he had. Crap.


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Huh? What? Food? Where is it?

I ate it all.  I was thinking about something else while eating, which is why I wasn’t paying attention and forgot I’d been fed.

Kitty-Tuffy? Tuffy-Kitty?  Are you one or two? Is the sum the whole of its parts; are you one divisible by two, or two divisible by one?
Where’s Melvin’s food?
Is the Earth round or ovoid?

Sure, just erase Kitty’s post and make me sound goofy! Hmph! You guys hiding behind the facade are cheaters, fakers! Just like the Wizard of Oz!

Tuffy, I find if you meow enough, they will refill your bowl again just to shut you up.  You might try it with barking!

MC - Thanks for the suggestion, but if I bark too much I just get a time out.  L - your name has two y’s, you don’t need our help sounding goofy.

Tuffy, it’s not nice to make fun of someone’s name. My real name is “Lucy”, but I had to change it because they told me there already was another “Lucy” when I went to sign up here. It’s all your guys fault that I’m getting dissed!
I think I’ll sue.

Tuffy, quit picking on my friend Lucyy - with 2 “y"s.

I’m still hungry, so I think I must not have eaten.  And I go for food and He gives me grief, “oh, don’t try and fool me, I know you’ve eaten” or “You must not be a dog, you must be a pig!” Maybe if He fed me more in the first place my head wouldn’t be all woozy from starvation.  I have no beef with Lucyyyy, or any beef at all.

Lucyy is filing suit against you, Tuffy. Defamation of Name. You don’t deserve any beef. Your head is sure woozy, but it’s not from starvation !
See you in Court.

I’m starving to death and you’re declaring war.  You’re just like America.

Did he feed you actual crap or were you just upset that he had already feed you?  I somebody fed me crap I’d be HAPPY to not be fed too often.  Perhaps I’m over-thinking it.

Casey, you have a kind and solicitous heart, but if Kitty/Tuffy forgot that (he/she)they got fed, I wouldn’t worry about (him/her)them. One dog’s crap is another’s nectar!
Speaking of which, I’ll see you in Court, Tuffy/Kitty. I’m just like America.

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