TOPIC: Doggie Maiming
I do not trust humans. Recently, I had my gorgeous tummy maimed and my second row of sharky teeth stolen. How could this have happened??
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Lots of us have gone through that kind of experience, Ella Bean, but our humans explained it to us beforehand, telling us it was “for your own good”. You’ll heal up fast enough and be good as new. But “filthy cat”? Is that any way to refer to a superior being? Bam! There goes whatever sympathy I had for you!
Now now, Ellen, that’s no way to talk to a sweet, poor little doggie who has just been so traumatized. She probably just hasn’t had the chance to get to know how wonderful we cats really are. You should apologize.
OK, OK. I apologize, Ella Bean.
I am also sorry about the cat comment - I had some bad experiences!
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